we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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