I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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