quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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