I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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