glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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