Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
