Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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