What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
