its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You're like the curious george of whores
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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