love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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