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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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