Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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