Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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