Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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