Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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