11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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