Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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