So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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