Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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