it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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