oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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