Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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