How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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