Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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