she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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