He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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