But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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