You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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