hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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