How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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