'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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