I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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