And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
