Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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