okay pat passed out under dana's car
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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