Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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