i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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