belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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