? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Sober January is a disaster.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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