i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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