love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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