I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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