Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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