Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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