Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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