It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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