quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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