I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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