Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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