do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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