Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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