this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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