When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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