I wannas sexs uuuuu
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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