bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
